Nothing kills a lady-boner like the ghosts of girfriends past

A friend of mine recently went on a date with a guy who was (visually) the man of her dreams.

They went to a city bar and it was fun. She did her hair, brushed her teeth, kept the makeup on point, showed a ‘hint’ of cleavage and shamelessly drenched herself in her favourite perfume.

The mood was right. The champagne was flowing. There was just one thing missing from the night.

The right type of conversation.

She listened dear readers. Oh how she listened. The subject point just wasn’t to her liking…

She listened to why he and his ex girlfriend broke up. Why she will be miserable without him. How he would drop everything in a second if she needed him. Why he wasn’t ‘bitter.’ Why it didn’t work.

Basically the who, what, where and why of his past relationship.

Now the guy was hot. Super hot. To a standard that, normally, she wouldn’t care if they didn’t have anything in common. She was more than happy to just flirt, makeout and have some fun. You know?

But the hottness could not outweigh the bad, bad, conversation.

Not only is it the ultimate red flag. It is also the ultimate libido killer.

She left with a deflated orgasm and a waft of expensive perfume…

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